A compilation of my favourite ‘little stories’ from tumblr.
the fucking parrot one i fucking im crying i just studied for 8 hours straight ive never read something so terrifying hahaha
why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that
because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”
and not the slang word for the female genital region?
literally no one else knows this. nobody.
He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)
|—||Everyone, Pompeii, 79 A.D. (via ahkep)|